that is actually a perfect description
it is so weird to not see anybody online at like 10 pm last night, but to see a bunch of people online at 6:30 a.m. on a sunday.
Paper Cuts: An Interactive Paper Guillotine Installation that You Experience Head First
Makes this face every time you tickle his feet
(submitted by condem-these-waves)
summer break more like
Also when I was out looking for wedding stuff today, I found the perfect chindi rugs for my living room. I’ve been looking for a living room rug for like 3 years, so today was such a win.
I get to plan a wedding, and it is so exciting! It’s going to be super simple, but I’m stoked for all the ideas I get to implement. Yay!!
Salt & Pepper Diner is a good joke but this is my favorite bit of John Mulaney’s
my favorite thing to ever happen
"My friend came up to me and said: ‘Alfredo! There’s some guy over there jerking off in front of women and kids.’ So I ran up to this guy, and I said: ‘What the hell do you think you’re doing? Put your shit back in your pants and get the fuck out of the park!’ And he stood up, and he got in my face, and he started to say: ‘Fuck you!’ But after he said ‘fuck,’ and before he said ‘you,’ I clocked him right in the face and knocked him out. When the cops came, I told them the story, and they said: ‘You better get out of here before the boss gets here.’ So I left the park, but this guy’s tooth was lodged in my hand. And he had some sort of infection. Cause two days later, my legs swell up like balloons, and I’ve barely been able to walk since."
People Lying in a Week’s Worth of their Trash
Photo Series by Gregg Segal
The average American in 2014 produces 4-pounds of garbage per day per person. That is twice the personal garbage production rate of Americans in 1960.