today is pi day and instead of making a pie, i baked two loaves of bread. /o\
welp, the new tumblr app won’t let me listen to embedded audio anymore. >:( guess i won’t listen to any of the new songs.
couldbeyourlife replied to your post: I WOULD ALWAYS LET YOU PUT CHILI POWDER IN YOUR METH BB
this makes me think of jesse somehow meeting andy dwyer and idk hilarity and horror ensue and idk leslie ends up adopting jesse
[pawnee city hall courtyard. jesse is waiting for someone, bored and listless. andy walks out and sees him]
jesse: yo, what’chu looking at, bitch?
andy: nothing man, but that scar on your face is gnarly, dude. what happened? did you get in a fight? was it with a turtle?
[not seeing jesse’s incredulous look]
because one time i was at the zoo and this giant tortoise and i got in this huge fight. well…it was less of a fight, really, and more of a one-sided stomping. see this?
[he lifts his shirt and shows his back]
that tortoise totally took me down. i guess that old saying is right: the slow tortoise always gets the worm.
jesse: yeah? that does sound pretty gnarly dude.
andy: hey, wanna go grab some burgers? totally my treat.
[he checks his wallet]
hold on a second, i gotta go ask leslie to spot me.
fic: alternate season four - ep 1 - “changes”
fic: Alternate season four - episode 1 - “Changes”
authors: buffyx and sexyglances
summary: New Directions faces shakeups at the beginning of a new year at McKinley; Kurt and Santana make strides in figuring out their respective futures; Rachel has a rocky start at NYADA.
yay, the whole fic/episode is finally done! but wishyouwould is totally not letting on to how hilarious she is. some of her lines still have me grinning when i think about them now. the only downside to working on this was how many times “call me maybe” got stuck in my head the past few weeks. it was worth it though.
couldbeyourlife replied to your post: haha, i had been in fandom for like two weeks when…
IT IS RLY DIFFERENT THING FROM NOW. because there was sort of this high of constant stuff! and canon! and now like i’m pretty sure at this point there could be a klaine sex tape we’d be positive we were being trolled and just SIGH DEEPLY
also there was so much optimism! and so much stuff happening at once that we didn’t really have time to dwell on the wanky possibilities of what would happen (and we were too optimistic to know how close to reality the wank would be!)
and then PQ PK happened it was the worst kind of foreshadowing as to how the show and fandom would turn into the worst kind of thing to ever happen to me. (nope, i’m not being overdramatic AT ALL tyvm.)
Quinn was out of line, but I have never wanted to punch Kurt in the face more.
Seriously. There was no fucking need for Kurt to invalidate Quinn’s experiences for him to correct her bullshit thinking. I get that they were trying to problematize these kinds of ideas about suicide, but it was such a gross and dismissive way for them to do it.
This conversation SHOULD have happened as part of Schuester’s care and share circle and Emma should have been there to talk through these fucking things. It didn’t have to be draped in this false conflict, while presenting prayer at the last resort for the fucking atheist.
FOR REALZ. i’m not sure why the writers are so intent on invalidating every one of quinn’s very real problems that they created to use her as some sort of lesson on perspective or something. what should have been a clear message about recognizing that people work through pain in different ways but all are valid experiences that should be treated with respect without invalidating suicidal thoughts was instead muddled completely through bad writing and gave the sense that once again quinn is always wrong, kurt is the arbiter of all that is moral (with a side of atheism invalidation), and whoever is the biggest woobie is the person that matters most in it all. and all of this was done with bonus lady dismissiveness and reinforcement that if you’re queer your entire teenage existence will be fraught with kick-the-gay-kid syndrome until you can go get married and have a family. (not that marriage equality isn’t important, because it so, so is, but it’s not the be-all, end-all of one’s state of happiness.)
meanwhile, we have schuester and his peanut butter and shoehorned lines about cheating on a test driving him to suicidal thoughts that given more narrative weight than quinn’s entire existence on the show thus far. awesome.
i get gray area, but if you want to express that a character might not have it all down pat, then you can’t let their actions and words go unchecked in the narrative. kurt and quinn were both wrong here, but the writers only showed quinn in the wrong. when they do this, the show is being implicit in the bullshit morality that they make the characters express.
how is this a good message to be sending??
sigh.
i know i’m being entitled here, but i really did want a sls parallel with those damned stuffed animals.
Inside The Actors Studio is very proud to announce that the cast and creator of GLEE will be our INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO seminar guests on Sunday, December 18th at 7:00 PM.
Glee is a musical dramedy series on Fox that was created by Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuck and Ian Brennan. Glee focuses on a high school glee club called the New Directions and features on-screen performance-based musical numbers. Our guests include the creator, Ryan Murphy, and five of the cast members from the show including Matthew Morrison, Jane Lynch, Lea Michele, Cory Monteith and Chris Colfer. During it’s first season, Glee was nominated for nineteen Emmy Awards and four Golden Globe Awards, with wins including the 2010 Golden Globe Award for Best Television Series – Musical or Comedy, and Emmy awards for Jane Lynch, guest-star Neil Patrick Harris and Ryan Murphy for directing the pilot episode. In 2011, the show once again won the Golden Globe for Best Television Series – Musical or Comedy. Jane Lynch and Chris Colfer won Golden Globes for Best Supporting Actress and Best Supporting Actor; Matthew Morrison and Lea Michele also received nominations for Best Actor and Best Actress. Glee is now in it’s third season.
Seating is limited.
ahaha, remember when i was doing that feels meme and then i fell asleep and then i wasn’t online for 24 hours? yeeeep.
Your tags are always amazing. C:
i have no idea what this is specifically referring to but
especially considering the fact that like 90% of the time my tags are just my inappropriate stream-of-consciousness rambling that i’m too lazy to form into proper sentences.
was going to make a nick jr. parody with blaine somehow manip-ed either onto their logo or on a picture of “face”. And then I realized that nobody would get that reference.
