me no matter what
—Flash Comics #94 (1948) script by Robert Kanigher, art by Carmine Infantino & Frank Giacoia
I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.
later is the best time to do anything
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude