feminist killjoy reporting for duty

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

humansofnewyork:

"My friend came up to me and said: ‘Alfredo! There’s some guy over there jerking off in front of women and kids.’ So I ran up to this guy, and I said: ‘What the hell do you think you’re doing? Put your shit back in your pants and get the fuck out of the park!’ And he stood up, and he got in my face, and he started to say: ‘Fuck you!’ But after he said ‘fuck,’ and before he said ‘you,’ I clocked him right in the face and knocked him out. When the cops came, I told them the story, and they said: ‘You better get out of here before the boss gets here.’ So I left the park, but this guy’s tooth was lodged in my hand. And he had some sort of infection. Cause two days later, my legs swell up like balloons, and I’ve barely been able to walk since."

humansofnewyork:

"My friend came up to me and said: ‘Alfredo! There’s some guy over there jerking off in front of women and kids.’ So I ran up to this guy, and I said: ‘What the hell do you think you’re doing? Put your shit back in your pants and get the fuck out of the park!’ And he stood up, and he got in my face, and he started to say: ‘Fuck you!’ But after he said ‘fuck,’ and before he said ‘you,’ I clocked him right in the face and knocked him out. When the cops came, I told them the story, and they said: ‘You better get out of here before the boss gets here.’ So I left the park, but this guy’s tooth was lodged in my hand. And he had some sort of infection. Cause two days later, my legs swell up like balloons, and I’ve barely been able to walk since."

buttwyatt:

Breaking Bad - A Tribute (by Alexandre Gasulla)

illustratosphere:

Illustrations by tjsiu

vinebox:

Drivers these days.

mymodernmet:

Accumulation by Christine Kim

Ornate paper sculptures boasting intricate geometric patterns.

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

designlightsnsets:

The wildest set in the world. Wagner’s Ring Cycle - Metropolitan Opera.

thekhooll:

Glowworm

The Waitomo Glowworm Caves attraction is a cave at Waitomo on the North Island of New Zealand, known for its population of glowworms, Arachnocampa luminosa. This species is found exclusively in New Zealand. They are around the size of an average mosquito. 

cinematicway:

You’re like my brother…

Bryan Cranston wears a Walter White mask onstage at the ‘Breaking Bad’ panel during Comic-Con International 2013

laughingsquid:

Cortex, A Stylish 3D-Printed Cast That’s Breathable and Recyclable

leslieseuffert:

  • China Danxia is a UNSECO World Heritage Site and the name given in China to landscapes developed on continental red terrigenous sedimentary beds influenced by endogenous forces (including uplift) and exogenous forces (including weathering and erosion). The inscribed site comprises six areas found in the sub-tropical zone of south-west China.

    They are characterized by spectacular red cliffs and a range of erosional landforms, including dramatic natural pillars, towers, ravines, valleys and waterfalls. These rugged landscapes have helped to conserve sub-tropical broad-leaved evergreen forests, and host many species of flora and fauna, about 400 of which are considered rare or threatened.

    Below you will find an incredible gallery of these painted landscapes in Southern China along with additional information from UNESCO about China Danxia. Enjoy!

    [via UNESCOThe Telegraph]

deduction019:

Well. If you’re not afraid of the ocean by now you’re wrong.

I spend a lot of my life attempting to avoid situations where people make small talk. As a rule, I generally don’t enjoy conversing with anyone I haven’t already spoken with on at least 120 previous occasions, which makes acquiring new friends difficult.
Chuck Klosterman (via thishungrylife)