i’m a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. listen to this absolute classic: “abraham lincoln was never president”!
damn boy are you the terms and conditions because i don’t give a fuck what you have to say
oh my fucking god
that is the face of a man who understands the damage he’s caused
Opposite of walking into a glass door.
i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRs
I don’t feel bad for this guy at all.
He’s an a-hole who was about to put his grubby handprint on what he thought was a perfectly clean pane of glass, instead of pressing against the wood like a considerate human being.
He got what was coming to him.
Use the handle.
the glass door fandom doesn’t fuck about
i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism
I have posted this literally every time it has been submitted to us*. It’s (probably) the only chart I’ve knowingly reposted in the entire four-year run of this blog. It is the best chart ever.
*Please don’t abuse this knowledge and make me have to reject such a beautiful chart.
who’s jesse and why can’t he cook
i support gays but im NOT one. im not gay. just making it clear. im an ally. i love gays but im not gay or anything. im normal. love those whacky queers though. can i say queers? i like sports.
tackling the real issues
me avoiding all my responsibilities
did she just kick a laser beam in half
I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.
this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker
shit gets real in the baking fandom
Can we just assess that the degrassi facebook page actually posted this.