ONLY 90’S KIDS WILL GET THIS: crippling debt and ceaseless unemployment
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
are you really bisexual?
Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course
omg can I please?
that sounds fun
Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
don’t limit yourself to panicking at the disco. panic everywhere. follow your wildest most anxious dreams
Whenever a comedian or performer says they aren’t going to say bitch or make jokes about rape after having their first daughter, I always imagine them running around shouting at people in the hospital “Dude I just figured out WOMEN ARE PEOPLE”
here is a fox waiting in line for the ATM