here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest
1st pic : lookin good
2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)
3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest
4th pic: me being outtie
this will ALWAYS be my favourite post on tumblr
We’re going shopping.
realest shit ever.
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
i’m a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. listen to this absolute classic: “abraham lincoln was never president”!
damn boy are you the terms and conditions because i don’t give a fuck what you have to say
oh my fucking god
that is the face of a man who understands the damage he’s caused
Opposite of walking into a glass door.
i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRs
I don’t feel bad for this guy at all.
He’s an a-hole who was about to put his grubby handprint on what he thought was a perfectly clean pane of glass, instead of pressing against the wood like a considerate human being.
He got what was coming to him.
Use the handle.
the glass door fandom doesn’t fuck about
i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism
I have posted this literally every time it has been submitted to us*. It’s (probably) the only chart I’ve knowingly reposted in the entire four-year run of this blog. It is the best chart ever.
*Please don’t abuse this knowledge and make me have to reject such a beautiful chart.