Inappropriate censorship meets Trouty Mouth. Puck is…intrigued.
I present to you Blaine Directions. Based on this post:
I will also accept: raptor attack, plague monkeys, spontaneous combustion, sex addiction, fear of the color blue, and FUCKING ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.
IS IT HIM?!
A companion piece to this.
Some of the
stupider gifs I’ve made involving Darren. I don’t know why, but some of these don’t move unless you click through the photoset, fyi.
(Original Single Ladies gif not mine.)
The many faces of one Mr. Carson Phillips. (source)
You know Ryan Murphy is sitting in his lair, cackling wildly at this Chris-finds-out-via-twitter uproar. And he’s like, “Let these desperate fangirls be butthurt. In fact, I delight in it!” Then he pulls out a giant blueprint and lays it out in front of him. “Now I just need to figure out what to troll next. How will I ever be able to top this?” He gets an evil glint in his eye and rubs his hands together. “I know! I’ll turn Sam bi and as soon as he confesses his love for Kurt, Kurt will be killed by an escaped tiger from the zoo! That totally works within the continuity of the show, right?” Then he cackles some more. “Oh, like I ever cared about continuity! This’ll be perfect; I’ll show those fangirls ‘butthurt’!”
[Shamelessly reposting my words because for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to make an accompanying gif. Don’t ask me what my problem is, because I don’t even know anymore.]