sewingcurtains:

Swiss Family Ronmanson, that hat is dope. You mind if I rock that bad larry on my dome…wear it on my head? Try it on the ladies?

“I did a little research, and divorce is the number two most stressful event in a person’s life.  Of course, marriage is number seven.  So…watch out everyone, it’s all bad.”

I have no interest in art.  Let me clarify: I have no interest in Non. Nude. Images.

No, this portrait is in no way official, I’m paying for it myself. It’s costing me $335 for two looks.

Joan Callamezzo’s gas-pains-meets-gotcha face.

Jean Ralphio eye-sexing the camera.

Ron’s I-am-not-amused-that-my-eyebrows-and-half-of-my-moustache-are-burned-off face

“I think if you would know one thing about me, it would be that I prefer laying wreaths to lighting torches.”

Ben: So I screwed up when I was eighteen.  But who doesn’t do dumb stuff when they’re eighteen?  Joan?

Joan: Stole my gym teacher’s husband…

Ben: So there you go.

alwaysaboom:

 ”Plus, it’s always fun to see Tom faint.”

aoltv:

azizisbored:

Wow. Well done.

flyingscotsman:

And I didn’t think this photo series could get any better …

snivelly:

coffeesometime:

YOU SHOT MY MERCEDES?!