Swiss Family Ronmanson, that hat is dope. You mind if I rock that bad larry on my dome…wear it on my head? Try it on the ladies?
“I did a little research, and divorce is the number two most stressful event in a person’s life. Of course, marriage is number seven. So…watch out everyone, it’s all bad.”
No, this portrait is in no way official, I’m paying for it myself. It’s costing me $335 for two looks.
Ron’s I-am-not-amused-that-my-eyebrows-and-half-of-my-moustache-are-burned-off face
“I think if you would know one thing about me, it would be that I prefer laying wreaths to lighting torches.”
Ben: So I screwed up when I was eighteen. But who doesn’t do dumb stuff when they’re eighteen? Joan?
Joan: Stole my gym teacher’s husband…
Ben: So there you go.
”Plus, it’s always fun to see Tom faint.”
Wow. Well done.
And I didn’t think this photo series could get any better …