feminist killjoy reporting for duty

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

chanandlerb0ng:

“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude

egberts:

how many posts can i reblog in five minutes before disappearing for three hours

rneowies:

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

myt0xicvalentine:

I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.

timemcflies:

Literally the thing I’m looking forward to most on Glee is whether Ryan will get fired.

I spend a lot of my life attempting to avoid situations where people make small talk. As a rule, I generally don’t enjoy conversing with anyone I haven’t already spoken with on at least 120 previous occasions, which makes acquiring new friends difficult.
Chuck Klosterman (via thishungrylife)

helensantos:

that show ruined my life: a memoir

zackisontumblr:

having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house

rubyetc:

good evenin’, here are some serious thoughts on long hair

rubyetc:

good evenin’, here are some serious thoughts on long hair

awesomephilia:

sometimes it takes me more than 8 hours to get nothing done